I have talked
crap about you
when you
were bring ridiculous
and which
is probably
the reason we don't along
Forgive me
but I hate you
so much
oh so much
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
scene
THE MYSTERY NOISE
Characters:
SUSIE JENKINS: 21 short, long straight hair, in pjs and slippers.
SHAQUANDA BURGEN: 21, tall, long straight hair, pj pants, white t-shirt, socks, holding a stuffed bear
Setting:Bedroom: typical girly room.(Both characters are sleeping)
SHAQUANDA: What was that? Susie wake up! Did you hear that?
SUSIE: Huh? Why you waking me up its 1 in the morning
SHAQUANDA: I heard a loud noise coming from the basement.(Both girls hear the noise)
SUSIE: What the hell is that?
SHAQUANDA: I don’t know but I know I’m not going to check it out
SUSIE: Well neither am I
SHAQUANDA: Well someone has to or were going to die
SUSIE: Stop being over dramatic. You’re the bigger one
SHAQUANDA: But you’re the older one
SUSIE: Yea by two minutes
SHAQUANDA: So but your still older
SUSIE: Fine whatever you big baby(The girls peek out the room and Shaquanda steps out first)
SHAQUANDA: Wait what if someone’s here we need some weapons
SUSIE: Where do you expect me to find weapons from?
SHAQUANDA: How bout we just check the closet for something
SUSIE: Fine whatever(The girls begin searching through their closet)
SHAQUANDA: I found a bat
SUSIE: It’s plastic what is that going to do
SHAQUANDA: It could do some damage just bring it
SUSIE: Whatever. (The girls slowly walk out their room and proceeded towards the basement)
SHAQUANDA: Susie what if someone’s down there?
SUSIE: I don’t know. Stop worrying. We’ll be fine
SHAQUANDA: ButSUSIE: Just shut up. And can you stop squeezing my arm so tight
SHAQUANDA: Sorry(The two girls are slowly walking through the hallway. They hear the noise again)
SUSIE: You go first
SHAQUANDA: You crazy I’m not going first
SUSIE: Yes you are
SHAQUANDA: No
SUSIE: Yes you are, as I said before you’re bigger
SHAQUANDA: So that doesn’t mean anything your still the older one. The more “mature” one
SUSIE: What the hell does being mature have to do with this
SHAQUANDA: I don’t know I just don’t want to die first
SUSIE: Neither of us are going to die Shaquanda
SHAQUANDA: You don’t know that there’s some crazy people out here
SUSIE: What kind of crazy people are in the Hamptons?
SHAQUANDA: You know murders, rapists, even terrorists. Don’t you pay attention to the news
SUSIE: Shut up. You don’t even know what channel the news is on
SHAQUANDA: Yea I do its 84.. No wait its 21 hold on no that’s not it, its 49.. no that’s not it either um 27 no that doesn’t sound rite 17 yea that’s it 17 wana bet $10
SUSIE: Seriously we don’t have time for this some could be robbing our house
SHAQUANDA: Oh my god you said no one is down there
SUSIE: I was just kidding and why do you have that stupid stuffed animal in your hand
SHAQUANDA: BecauseSUSIE: Oh yea I forgot that’s really going to save our lives
SHAQUANDA: Leave me alone
SUSIE: Can you at least go back to the room and grab something practical
SHAQUANDA: I know like my remote no wait better yet my lava lamp. Yea that’ll smash someone’s head
SUSIE: Can you just go and stop wasting time I need to go back to sleep I have class in the morning.
SHAQUANDA: Fine your so mean(Shaquanda goes back into the room and comes out with a handful of stuff)
SUSIE: What are doing?! I said one thing not a million things
SHAQUANDA: I didn’t know what to grab. The remote looked good and then I saw the golf club and the book looked pretty big. That could hurt some one you know
SUSIE: Ok enough. Go put everything back in the room. But keep the golf club
SHAQUANDA: But I don’t want the golf club. I wana bring the remote
SUSIE: No you’re bringing the golf club end of story
SHAQUANDA: Fine whatever miss snotty pants(Shaquanda goes back into the room and when she comes back out they hear the noise again)
SUSIE: Lets just go and get this over with I need to go back to sleep.
SHAQUANDA: I don’t see anything
SUSIE: Me either. Do you hear that noise?
SHAQUANDA: Yea it sounds like a cat
SUSIE: Yea it does
SHAQUANDA: Maybe the robber guy has a cat and is hurting it
SUSIE: You’re so ridiculous.
SHAQUANDA: What maybe it’s like his best friend and he bring it everywhere. Since he has no friends that’s why he robs people. Duh.
SUSIE: Just stop talking please. Grab the flashlights off the table
SHAQUANDA: Ok I get the purple one
SUSIE: Just gimmie a flashlight.
SHAQUANDA: Here take it
SUSIE: Ok let’s check the front door
SHAQUANDA: Why the front door? If the robber guy is outside why do we care
SUSIE: Because he could get in the house
SHAQUANDA: I thought you said no ones here
SUSIE: It was a joke Shaquanda. Look out the window and tell me if you see anything.(Shaquanda peeks out the window)
SHAQUANDA: Nope nothing. You hear that scratching noise?
SUSIE: Yea but where’s it coming from?
SHAQUANDA: Oh no it sounds like its coming from the basement door. OMG the robbers in the house what are we going to do lets run to the neighbors
SUSIE: Will you stop it lets go
SHAQUANDA: Ok but you go first
SUSIE: Of course(The girls walk to the basement door)
SUSIE: Open the doorSHAQUANDA: No you open the door
SUSIE: I’m going first so you open the door
SHAQUANDA: Why do I have to open it you can’t you just open it your closer
SUSIE: Stop being such a baby and open the door!(Shaquanda steps forward and pushes the door open)SUSIE: (gasp) Look it’s a kitty cat
SHAQUANDA: Aww the poor thing. We better go feed it. Wait what if the robbers still down there
SUSIE: I don’t think there’s a robber Shaquanda. He would have came out already.
SHAQUANDA: Whatever you say
SUSIE: Yup whatever I say. Now you hold it while I get some tuna
SHAQUANDA: Ok. Look how cute you are aww can we keep it?
SUSIE: Yea I guess so it is cute
SHAQUANDA: Yay what are we going to name it?
SUSIE: Snowball
SHAQUANDA: Because its white like a snowball
SUSIE: Let me feed the cat so I can get some sleep this has been too long of a night
SHAQUANDA: Ok(The girls feed the cat and go back in their beds)
SUSIE: Good night Shaquanda
SHAQUANDA: I had fun tonight we should do it again it was such an adventure
SUSIE: Good night Shaquanda!: Ha ha goodnight
Characters:
SUSIE JENKINS: 21 short, long straight hair, in pjs and slippers.
SHAQUANDA BURGEN: 21, tall, long straight hair, pj pants, white t-shirt, socks, holding a stuffed bear
Setting:Bedroom: typical girly room.(Both characters are sleeping)
SHAQUANDA: What was that? Susie wake up! Did you hear that?
SUSIE: Huh? Why you waking me up its 1 in the morning
SHAQUANDA: I heard a loud noise coming from the basement.(Both girls hear the noise)
SUSIE: What the hell is that?
SHAQUANDA: I don’t know but I know I’m not going to check it out
SUSIE: Well neither am I
SHAQUANDA: Well someone has to or were going to die
SUSIE: Stop being over dramatic. You’re the bigger one
SHAQUANDA: But you’re the older one
SUSIE: Yea by two minutes
SHAQUANDA: So but your still older
SUSIE: Fine whatever you big baby(The girls peek out the room and Shaquanda steps out first)
SHAQUANDA: Wait what if someone’s here we need some weapons
SUSIE: Where do you expect me to find weapons from?
SHAQUANDA: How bout we just check the closet for something
SUSIE: Fine whatever(The girls begin searching through their closet)
SHAQUANDA: I found a bat
SUSIE: It’s plastic what is that going to do
SHAQUANDA: It could do some damage just bring it
SUSIE: Whatever. (The girls slowly walk out their room and proceeded towards the basement)
SHAQUANDA: Susie what if someone’s down there?
SUSIE: I don’t know. Stop worrying. We’ll be fine
SHAQUANDA: ButSUSIE: Just shut up. And can you stop squeezing my arm so tight
SHAQUANDA: Sorry(The two girls are slowly walking through the hallway. They hear the noise again)
SUSIE: You go first
SHAQUANDA: You crazy I’m not going first
SUSIE: Yes you are
SHAQUANDA: No
SUSIE: Yes you are, as I said before you’re bigger
SHAQUANDA: So that doesn’t mean anything your still the older one. The more “mature” one
SUSIE: What the hell does being mature have to do with this
SHAQUANDA: I don’t know I just don’t want to die first
SUSIE: Neither of us are going to die Shaquanda
SHAQUANDA: You don’t know that there’s some crazy people out here
SUSIE: What kind of crazy people are in the Hamptons?
SHAQUANDA: You know murders, rapists, even terrorists. Don’t you pay attention to the news
SUSIE: Shut up. You don’t even know what channel the news is on
SHAQUANDA: Yea I do its 84.. No wait its 21 hold on no that’s not it, its 49.. no that’s not it either um 27 no that doesn’t sound rite 17 yea that’s it 17 wana bet $10
SUSIE: Seriously we don’t have time for this some could be robbing our house
SHAQUANDA: Oh my god you said no one is down there
SUSIE: I was just kidding and why do you have that stupid stuffed animal in your hand
SHAQUANDA: BecauseSUSIE: Oh yea I forgot that’s really going to save our lives
SHAQUANDA: Leave me alone
SUSIE: Can you at least go back to the room and grab something practical
SHAQUANDA: I know like my remote no wait better yet my lava lamp. Yea that’ll smash someone’s head
SUSIE: Can you just go and stop wasting time I need to go back to sleep I have class in the morning.
SHAQUANDA: Fine your so mean(Shaquanda goes back into the room and comes out with a handful of stuff)
SUSIE: What are doing?! I said one thing not a million things
SHAQUANDA: I didn’t know what to grab. The remote looked good and then I saw the golf club and the book looked pretty big. That could hurt some one you know
SUSIE: Ok enough. Go put everything back in the room. But keep the golf club
SHAQUANDA: But I don’t want the golf club. I wana bring the remote
SUSIE: No you’re bringing the golf club end of story
SHAQUANDA: Fine whatever miss snotty pants(Shaquanda goes back into the room and when she comes back out they hear the noise again)
SUSIE: Lets just go and get this over with I need to go back to sleep.
SHAQUANDA: I don’t see anything
SUSIE: Me either. Do you hear that noise?
SHAQUANDA: Yea it sounds like a cat
SUSIE: Yea it does
SHAQUANDA: Maybe the robber guy has a cat and is hurting it
SUSIE: You’re so ridiculous.
SHAQUANDA: What maybe it’s like his best friend and he bring it everywhere. Since he has no friends that’s why he robs people. Duh.
SUSIE: Just stop talking please. Grab the flashlights off the table
SHAQUANDA: Ok I get the purple one
SUSIE: Just gimmie a flashlight.
SHAQUANDA: Here take it
SUSIE: Ok let’s check the front door
SHAQUANDA: Why the front door? If the robber guy is outside why do we care
SUSIE: Because he could get in the house
SHAQUANDA: I thought you said no ones here
SUSIE: It was a joke Shaquanda. Look out the window and tell me if you see anything.(Shaquanda peeks out the window)
SHAQUANDA: Nope nothing. You hear that scratching noise?
SUSIE: Yea but where’s it coming from?
SHAQUANDA: Oh no it sounds like its coming from the basement door. OMG the robbers in the house what are we going to do lets run to the neighbors
SUSIE: Will you stop it lets go
SHAQUANDA: Ok but you go first
SUSIE: Of course(The girls walk to the basement door)
SUSIE: Open the doorSHAQUANDA: No you open the door
SUSIE: I’m going first so you open the door
SHAQUANDA: Why do I have to open it you can’t you just open it your closer
SUSIE: Stop being such a baby and open the door!(Shaquanda steps forward and pushes the door open)SUSIE: (gasp) Look it’s a kitty cat
SHAQUANDA: Aww the poor thing. We better go feed it. Wait what if the robbers still down there
SUSIE: I don’t think there’s a robber Shaquanda. He would have came out already.
SHAQUANDA: Whatever you say
SUSIE: Yup whatever I say. Now you hold it while I get some tuna
SHAQUANDA: Ok. Look how cute you are aww can we keep it?
SUSIE: Yea I guess so it is cute
SHAQUANDA: Yay what are we going to name it?
SUSIE: Snowball
SHAQUANDA: Because its white like a snowball
SUSIE: Let me feed the cat so I can get some sleep this has been too long of a night
SHAQUANDA: Ok(The girls feed the cat and go back in their beds)
SUSIE: Good night Shaquanda
SHAQUANDA: I had fun tonight we should do it again it was such an adventure
SUSIE: Good night Shaquanda!: Ha ha goodnight
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